Karoke: For Duke and Jonas
If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for
A little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out
And try to rectify some situation
That you’re facing
Contact your american honky-tonk bar association.
When uncle sam dips in your pocket
For most things you don’t mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those
Standing in a welfare line
Well rejoice you have a voice
If you’re concerned about the destination
Of this great nation
It’s called the american honky-tonk bar association.
Message From The Golf Committee:
In all cases,we rounded up....
If we had no Myrtle Beach history,we used a SWAG[stupid wild-assed guess].Please don't feel slighted if your handicap is higher than your actual one.Most likely,so will your scores be...it is still winter.
Any questions,see Dave.He won't help,but see him anyway.He gets lonely.
Note-Click on Image to make larger....special instructions for Duke.
The Golf Committee was please to announce the schedule for the 2006 Myrtle Beach Memorial:
March 22- Wed....Arrival
March 23- Thurs...Golf at Heritage- 1st tee time 11:45am
March 24- Fri.......Golf at Oyster Bay- 1st teet time 8:44am
March 25- Sat......Golf at Wilbrook Plantation- 1st tee time 8:30am
March 26- Sun......Departure
The Golf Committee
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